This was some of the reading in my daughters 3rd grade homework. Tasmanian Devils are into some next level shit. If my wife ever leaves me I think I'll use this as my Tinder Bio.
Friday, August 19, 2016
I made more things people can buy! Or not. Sometimes I feel proud and productive when I think of the albums and book I've created and sometimes I feel like I'm just adding to the pile of shit people can ignore. Jesus that's a little negative for promotional blog post. I apologize. I'm out on the road right now and I'm typing this from a Motel 6 in Medford Oregon, I'm not feeling like my most positive self. Motel 6 is really proud of themselves for remodeling their rooms, but they haven't remodeled their clientele. Sketchy people are loud and they like to get up early. And they have dogs. I'm exhausted. You can set up an IKEA bedroom in a Greyhound bus station, but it's still not going to be a great place to sleep.
Let's start over. Hey everybody! My new album "My Safeword is Meatloaf" is now available!
But wait there's more!! My new DVD "My Safeword is Tucson" is also now available.
Actual DVD is $15 plus shipping or you can rent or buy the digital download. $3 for rental $7 for purchase. I know it only costs $5 to buy Louis CK's specials, but it only takes him a year to write his. This one took a lot longer than that so it's $7. The DVD and CD are not the same recording, but it's mostly the same material. OK, I'm going to try and nap while my hotel neighbors are out foraging for meth. Also here's a silly video my son and I made to promote the album that you can watch. Or not.