Sunday, December 31, 2017

Internet Rich

It's only slightly less embarrassing to get caught Googling yourself than it is to get caught pleasuring yourself, but I do it. The Googling I mean, not the pleasuring. I belong to a church that believes you're only allowed to do that in heaven. Or your second marriage, whichever comes first. I actually have a Google Alert for my name that comes right to my inbox. You should do that too. For my name, not yours. Then we could have learned at the same time that I was on

$1.7 Million!?  You know what? I would like to add guacamole to my order! Not sure where networthpost gets their info from, but it seems legit.

Yeah! I guess I am an actor! Broken Mike is a documentary I was in for 10 seconds and was paid nothing. Laughs on Fox paid $200 and Comedy.TV paid $1000. Not sure how net worth math works, but I'm only at $1200 so far. Even the video clip they show is me on a Seattle Regional TV show I was paid zero for.  You can't put a monetary value on the opportunity to perform with the audience standing behind you though. They don't have some of the other TV shows I've done on the list, because they're not listed on IMDb for some reason. If they knew I was on NickMom Nite Out I might have broken $5 million. Also did you know 50 Cent is dying of AIDS? It's "Around The Web" if you want to check it out.

They asked for Comments so I decided to leave one

I do think it's deserved though. I guess I shouldn't have commented because I woke up today to sad news.

 I lost $1.45 Million overnight. Shitty way to end 2017. I guess it's been a tough year for a lot of us.