Yesterday before the show at Jokers Comedy Club, someone came in and turned in an application to the manager.
Manager "So do you have any experience being a bouncer?"
Applicant "Yeah I've been doing it for a couple of years"
Manager "Do you have any experience on stage"
Applicant "No not really"
Manager "Ok thanks will probably give you a call in a couple of days"
Me "Why did you ask him if he'd ever been on stage?"
Manager "Oh because he is applying for our Bouncer MC position."
Me "All your MC's are your bouncers?"
Me(in my head) "That explains a lot."