Friday, January 21, 2005

Starbucks is selling a new liquid chocolate drink. You know for people who want to enjoy the taste of chocolate without the hassle of chewing.
Last week when I was at the Comedy Underground I started asking the audience to pick a catch phrase that I would use during the show. You know like a different "Git-r-done" every show. The audience picked "Rub your balls" twice, which surprised me. I had just done a joke involving ball rubbing so it makes sense though. Last night at the Crazy Moose casino I learned that I should only let the audience choose a catch phrase if the show is going well. When I asked the 15 dissinterested people to pick a catch phrase they stared blankly at me until one woman said "There's a goat behind you."
Me "How the hell did you come up with that?
"Woman "Because there is a goat behind you"
I turned around and sure enough there was a head of a goat on the wall behind me. Apparently the original name of the casino was the Crazy Goat Casino. RIMSHOT! Nothing says good comedy room like dead animals on the wall.

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