Hey y'all! Ok not everyone in Texas talks like that. If there was a Texas theme ride at Disneyland thats how they would talk though. And they would wear cowboy hats. If they was a Seattle theme ride there be a lot of Starbucks and grunge rock. If there was an Olympia theme ride, no one would go. One time in North Dakota I told a crowd that where I come from only gay guys wear cowboy hats. And we laughed and laughed.I've had two mediocre to crappy shows in a row. Crappy in Tacoma mediocre in Amarillo. Tonight better be awesome or I'm going to have to drink a lot.