PORTLAND OREGONTop 3 annoying questions people ask me about comedy.
1. Have you ever been on TV?Yes, yes I have. I'm a huge TV star thats why I'm telling jokes in a sports bar.
2. Have you ever worked in Vegas?No I haven't. I probably will eventually but who cares? It's not 1970. Frank Sinatra's not going to see my show and move me up to the "Big Room" at Ceasers. Mostly ugly people who got comped comedy tickets will come see me. Some of them will not speak English.
3. Have you ever worked with any of those Blue Collar Comedy guys?Yes. I was Larry the Cable Guy's fluffer.