Thursday, February 23, 2006

COLORADO SPRINGS
I know it's not really appropriate to talk about in polite company, but Colorado gives me gas. I've been here 3 or 4 times and always the same thing. "Colorado gives me gas" should be on their license plates. I don't mean gas like I ate to much beans and rice either, I mean gas like if you poked my side with a needle I would fly around the room. Gas like I could blow up balloons at a birthday party like Bozo the ass clown.It must have something to do with the elevation. I googled "why does colorado give me gas?" and I found this http://www.adpulp.com/archives/2005/11/yes_beer_does_g.phpIt has nothing to do with my question but it's still interesting.
Here's a joke I thought of on the plane yesterday that got a half hearted response at the show last night.
There's a little bit to much internet porn being watched at my house, it's starting to affect our sex life. Yeah in my house we refer to foreplay as "buffering""oh baby I'm 68% ready."

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