Wednesday, May 23, 2007
It is 4:50 AM in at the Potland airport. There is an older man sitting behind me who in the last five minutes has not stopped complaining. Why do people insist on wearing sandles at the airport? Why is the Starbucks coffee more expensive in the airport? Why did his wife have to pack so many shoes? How do people let themselves get so fat? These are questions this man wants his wife to answer.. Before 5 AM. If I could kill people with my mind, somebody flying standby would be very happy. There is nothing more annoying than a cranky old man. I think Scooby Doo taught us all that lesson.
Posted by gabriel rutledge