Tuesday, February 12, 2008

I was recently without email and website for 5 days due some sort of server type problem. I didn't handle it well. By day 3 I was detoxing like Jeff Conoway on Celebrity Rehab. I NEED to have email. I book probably 60-70% of my shows with email. For 5 days I obsessed about what work I might be missing. By day 5 I was pretty convinced that Jay Leno, David Letterman, and the head of Comedy Central had all emailed and I had missed out. Turns out the only thing I missed out on was a chance to make my penis three inches bigger. I learned it's expensive to make your penis bigger. Luckily I got another email from this really wealthy guy from Nigeria. After our little plan goes through lets just say money's not gonna be a problem.

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