Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Time for a paper route

I'm a little extra poor right now. I guess I shouldn't worry Congress is working on a financial bailout plan that I'm sure will help me out. My own personal bailout plan is very simple. Step one of the plan is "Make more money." It's a little vague on the details I'll admit. Step two of the plan is "If step one doesn't work, wait for relatives with money to die." Hopefully they'll still have some left.

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