So on Johnny's first day of 3rd grade some kid said to him "I bet your dad can't even beat level 3 of Angry Birds Rio."
Is that an insult now? Is that this generations version of "my dad can beat up your dad?"
"Oh yeah, well your dad's phone's so shitty it's on the 2G network!"
"Yeah, well I bet my dad has more Twitter followers than your dad!"
"Yeah, well your mom is so old she has an AOL email address!"
"Oh really? Well your mom's Internet is so slow when she masturbates she has to use her imagination!"
(Crowd watching) "Oh no he didn't!"
BTW you should follow me on Twitter unless you want my kid to get beat up