Sunday, November 27, 2011

Manners

Kid number 2 and I both have colds right now. So when she yells "Bring me juice!" from the back room it sounds like she's been smoking Lucky Strikes for all of her almost 4 years. And when I reply with a raspy yell from the kitchen "I'll bring you juice if you ask nicely and say please!" I probably sound more like a man than I usually do. And when my son yells from the back room "Dad come check it out! I can move my penis without touching it!" He sounds fine because he doesn't have a cold. And when he yells "I'm sorry I mean please come check it out!" I try and look at the positive.

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