It wasn't the firmest of writing surfaces, but I was uncomfortable enough already and grabbing a breast for extra leverage seemed a little too much. Sharpie needs to start working on a boob marker. Maybe I should start practice signing on my wife to be better prepared next time. She's always been very supportive of my career. At the very least I should probably hire a smile coach.
This next pic shows the old saying is true. "Stare at a woman's boobs long enough and it will burn the soul out of your eyes."
Wow. Why am I the only one who looks like a drunk demon? Someone needs to photo shop the underworld out of my eyes. That's my pal Derek Sheen in the photo with me. Yeah he's not exactly "acting like he's been there before" either.