Saturday, March 25, 2017

Still Got It

I did a show at a bar last night. No stage, so I'm performing on the floor close to the bathroom. (I'm a pretty big deal.) About 20 minutes into my show a woman comes out of the bathroom gives me this folded up paper towel note says "bye" and leaves.

It says "I'm a labor nurse. Some people should have to have a license to procreate!"

I know a lot of comedians who have gotten phone numbers from audience members at shows, but I think having someone slip you a note that asks you to stop breeding shows real game.
I added it to the family picture wall.

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